Trying2beVegan

“Hello there stranger” Came a shrill friendly voice. 

David instinctively jumped back from the washing up bowl as he heard this strangers voice appear from the tangle of plates And bowls in the sink. 

“Ouch, what did you drop me like that for!” squealed the large plate David had just been cleaning a moment before. 

“This cannot be real” David muttered under his breathe. He thought he had been feeling stressed recently but hallucinations of talking plates seemed even a little far fetched. 

“It’s just my tired imagination, nothing to worry about” he said trying unconvincingly to reassure himself. 

“It must be that! You poor thing you look worn out!” chirped the coffee pot on the next worktop along. 

“When am I getting a good scrubbing!?” yelled a rather impatient stock pot. “I’ve been soaking for days now, our last owner didn’t leave me like this, I’m tefal don’t you know?”.