Jealousy brunch
Take a pinch of salt
A large dollop of past trauma
Really put as much as you want of that in
It won’t hurt.
A good glug of self criticism
Make sure you stir that in it can really make the whole thing sour if it isn’t mixed well.
You will need 250ml of lack of trust.
That certainly is a must.
Two medium broken hearts ( As an egg replacement), Make sure you really beat them hard.
So mix these ingredients together and they shall really make the base for your healthy jealousy brunch.
Once mixed you want to leave aside
Alone
For at least a few hours, maybe days, Maybe in the fridge if you have time to really make things feel icy.
Then we take it out and throw it into a burning hot pan.
The Color you are aiming for is a dark shade of green.
Once you have your desired shade of green you can plate up
Any that’s how to make a lovely jealousy brunch that will not only ruin your day but also that special someones!
Happy Cooking!
Trying2beVegan 
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