“Could you put some clothes on!?” came the voice of my mirror on the landing.
“Hey this is my house Mr mirror I will wear whatever I want or don’t want to wear whenever I want to wear it.”
“You always give me that, change the record how are you never cold?”
” How do you even know what cold is your a mirror!?…… Wait you are a mirror right? not just one of them creepy spy cams with someone watching me?”
“Of course I’m just a mirror!”
“You know what thats just what a creep behind a spy cam would say”
” Come on, don’t start this again. Its me Mr mirror I have been here for years we have gone over this and you have tried taking me apart and putting me back together again many times and have Never found a spy cam yet have you?”
“Hmmm well I guess so…. oh well. How am I looking today anyways?”
“Oh you are looking hella fresh. Is that a new tricep bump too?”
“Oh this little thing, yeah the gains are kicking in”
“I can tell, seem a lot more lean this year than last summer! Operation summer bod was a success!”
” Appreciate it mister!… Oh shoot is that the time! I need to get going I best get dressed! Same time tomorrow?”
” You bet I shall see you again then!”
Trying2beVegan 
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